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crystalletters:

Unicorns DO exist. :O

crystalletters:

Unicorns DO exist. :O

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  • me: I'm not drunk enough for this shit

There’s always a distance between a boss and the employees. It is just nature’s rule. It’s intimidation mostly, it’s the awareness that they are not me. I do think that I am very approachable, as one of the guys.

There’s always a distance between a boss and the employees. It is just nature’s rule. It’s intimidation mostly, it’s the awareness that they are not me. I do think that I am very approachable, as one of the guys.

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Yeah they don’t notice much.

countryboyblog:

Twat did you say? I cunt hear you. Slut.

countryboyblog:

Twat did you say? I cunt hear you. Slut.

My new nametags at work.

“I want my raise” for the bad days.

“I’d rather be fishin’” for the good days.

How long until they notice?